Mindfulness Has Now Become A Tool Of The Oligarchy And State

"I'm sorry we had to evict you without notice. As a gesture of goodwill, a link to a best-selling online mindfulness course has been attached below to help ease any anxieties you may be experiencing due to you having no Plan B".

Mindfulness now operates in much the same way as satire does - as a tool consumers use as a defence mechanism and pressure release valve for their anxieties. It's becoming increasingly noticeable though that private business as well as the State, are employing mindfulness to quell the rage, anguish and frustration caused by the injustices they are responsible for which could lead to civil unrest.

How Mindfulness Privatised A Social Problem

Satirizing Satire with Satire

Satire: the great neutralising agent of the rage of injustice. Both the weapon to attack the enemy with and comfort blanket to retreat under when the tribulations of life become all too much. The nation's pressure valve. For those moments when you need to attack a formidable opponent and also demonstrate the futility of doing so. That unique armour piercing blade, fashioned over the ages by humanity's wittiest intelligentsia, who claim it will immobilise any opponent through the subtle manipulation of their psyche. Armed with the sharpest satire, they say you can defeat any opponent by simply agreeing with them more than they agree with themselves, and at once your enemy shall find themselves licking their wounds, boo-hooing to the winds. But beware of wicked fearmongers who will falsely tell you to beware of Snatchers; a terribly unsporting class of opponent who collect the barbed exaggerations you throw at them, then present them to their army of followers as proof you are supportive of their cause. Meanies.